Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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