it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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