p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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