we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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