so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
you inspire me to be a worse person
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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