Christians are straight up FREAKS
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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