I wannas sexs uuuuu
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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