I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
