My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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