Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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