im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
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