SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Never underestimate the power of titties
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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