That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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