You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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