If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
