He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I am naked and annoyed.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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