Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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