Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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