My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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