Ambien. No doubt about it.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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