my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I yelled at your uterus for you.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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