I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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