Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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