At least make sure they are 18
Why
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
