question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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