So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
