I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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