covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You don't make any sense
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"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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