Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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