the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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