Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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