can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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