I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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