Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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