I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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