i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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