yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
you win again, gameday.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I love you. Go after that dick
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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