I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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