Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
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