Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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