omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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