Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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