you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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