Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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