i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
nutella sex= disaster
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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