Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
cat food counts as protein by the way
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
