the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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