it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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