you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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