garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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